Nestchick

 

 

Hi there! So nice you could come out today. First things first, I need to tell you a couple of things.  When I practiced this people told me I need to not talk so fast. Well, that's not just the jitters, it's the mania talking! If you aren't inclined to throw beer bottles at me, you could throw some gift bags of Xanax onstage. Also, I have a pretty significant hearing loss, so if you try to heckle me, you probably won't get the reaction you are looking for, as I most likely won't have a clue what you're saying. When you come to a talent show thrown by a mental health organization, you can expect to hear about health care. So I've got some things to share with you. When I lived in Eugene, in the late 80s, I was watching tv with a friend at 3AM. Usually all the ads that late at night were PSAs about how to kick your cocaine habit. But then this gem aired. A small girl, in soft focus, twirling around in her tutu. The voiceover talked about how she had half her